- I touch my face about 27, 000 times per day.
- Netflix, YouTube, and Amazon Prime are, indeed, essential services.
- Going for walks is an underrated pastime.
- Turns out grocery shopping was, like, a hobby of mine.
- I need a new hobby.
- Examining my pores, close up, in the bathroom mirror might just be my new hobby.
- Being at home all day, every day, has no impact on my desire to cook, clean, or do my taxes.
- My family eats a lot of cheese.
- Continuing to wash your child in bath water that is partially comprised of melted popsicles results in the need for another bath.
- ‘Ryan’s World’ is the worst everrrrrrrrrrrr! Seriously, who introduced my kid to this YouTube channel? Because as soon as this ‘social distancing’ situation is done, I’m coming for you!
this lovely chaos 