…if your Baby Mama is on the brink of giving birth or has recently sprung your offspring from her loins.
You see, no matter how well your partner has coped with pregnancy, the entire game changes once Baby arrives. Your life could be at risk. This is a life line, my friend. Take it. Continue reading
I think it’s safe to say that no one makes it through life without encountering some conflict along the way. Relationships of all kinds – personal, professional, parental – have their trying moments. It’s how we deal with these moments that defines our character and determines how well we’ll sleep at night.
People are emotional – and
sometimes often times, irrational beings. When others don’t see situations through the same lens as we do, conflict can result. Trust me, I know – I’m an elementary school teacher. Continue reading
With Baby Girl set to arrive in just over one week, I decided to use some time today to take care of a task that every woman hopes to accomplish pre-baby: a pedicure.
I like to bring my own polish with me because the thought of the brush touching other people’s toenails makes me gag a little. Afflicted by indecision, I was struggling to choose between three colours: OPI Malaga Wine, Zoya Elodie, and Zoya Tara. I figured the best way to reach a decision would be to put each colour on a few toes and compare for optimal emotional reaction, as in…
Which colour would make me feel the most ready to have my abdomen slit open and a baby pulled out of it? Continue reading
Well hello again! It appears the world has continued to turn while I have been adjusting to new mommyhood. And what an adjustment it has been (and will continue to be for quite some time, I suspect)! I do plan to write about the birth of our baby in another post, I’m just not quite ready yet. These postpartum hormones are p-o-t-e-n-t…if I cry when I run out of cereal, I’m pretty sure I will be an absolute mess if I try to write about my baby.
So for today’s return to the blogosphere, I decided to write about the car wave. A safely unemotional topic. Ha. I really shouldn’t make claims like that until my post is complete… Continue reading