With Baby Girl set to arrive in just over one week, I decided to use some time today to take care of a task that every woman hopes to accomplish pre-baby: a pedicure.
I like to bring my own polish with me because the thought of the brush touching other people’s toenails makes me gag a little. Afflicted by indecision, I was struggling to choose between three colours: OPI Malaga Wine, Zoya Elodie, and Zoya Tara. I figured the best way to reach a decision would be to put each colour on a few toes and compare for optimal emotional reaction, as in…
Which colour would make me feel the most ready to have my abdomen slit open and a baby pulled out of it? Continue reading
The first year of a child’s life is jam-packed with milestones and firsts. Whether it’s your first child or your fifth, you probably have it on your ‘Mama Projects’ list to create a memory book that chronicles all the special moments, all the growth and development, all the magic. Without question, it will be a book to treasure and enjoy with your child for years to come.
But damn if those books aren’t a massive undertaking for a busy mama*! Continue reading
Remember that time back in 2016 when I said I was calling it a day on this whole blogging deal?
I seem to find myself in similar circumstances as I was when I first began my blog, back in 2015. That is, pregnant.
Here in Canada, mamas now have the option of taking a mind-blowing 18 month maternity leave. While the financial implications of this option are not exactly enticing, my husband and I agreed that the numerous benefits of staying home with my kids while they are so little just couldn’t be overlooked. Continue reading
It’s hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that my maternity leave is nearing its end. Continue reading
I started this blog with 2 goals:
- To write about things that I find funny or frustrating, like my experiences as a new mama and all the learning and growth (and fear and anxiety and poop) that comes along with it; to share things that might make your life easier because they have helped me.
- To become filthy rich and be adored by the masses for my cuteness and amazing ideas.
Yesterday was my son’s 6 month birthday. How we are already at this point is baffling to me. Many of our days together have felt very long. How have 6 months’ worth of them already passed? Seems like the expression is true: The days are long but the years are short. Well, in my case, the months have been short.
I thought it would be interesting to look back on the goals I set for myself during my maternity leave. Keep in mind that I set these goals before my son was born. Before I knew better. Before I knew anything about this wild, amazing, chaotic, emotional ride called motherhood. Continue reading
Well, so much for my personal challenge to blog every day this month.
I made it 6 consecutive days. 6 days out of 29.
But you know what? I should have known better than to set that kind of goal for myself. I can’t think of a time that I have ever been successful at seeing goals with time or quantity expectations through to the finish line. The 30-day sugar challenge? (Er, that’s no sugar, people. I would kick everyone’s ass if the challenge was to eat sugar for 30 days.) I lasted about 4 days when I tried to eliminate sugar for a month. Four miserable, headachey days. Continue reading